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June 20, 2010

Why yes. I am a Nerdfighter.

Nerdfighters: People who instead of being made up of cells and organs and stuff are actually made out of awesome. They rid the world of suck and eat far too many peeps. They put happy meals in blenders and spread peanut butter on their faces. They debate whether a puppy-sized elephant, or an elephant-sized puppy would be more fun to have, and are generally made of awesome.


So therefore I, being a Nerdfighter, am also made of awesome. However, not enough people in my life are Nerdfighters so my life isn't made of awesome. Though this blog may not be only filled with the Nerdfighter-y parts of my life, I'm going to try to find the awesome in everything. I'm too much of a pessimist at the moment and am trying to fix that. And while I'm posting and reminding myself that not everything in this world is made of suck, I may use some words from the Captiadictionary...




Commylangta- the euphoric state in which a Nerdfighter can comment 5 times in one minute

Raypito- the speed at which nerd fighters comment
Brucula- vampire brussel sprouts. there can be no question that brucula are very beautiful but if you eat them you will almost die, but in the end you will live happily ever after even though the brucula are sort of emotionally abusive.
Hypocoso- an endangered and possibly mythical subspecies of ninja koala
Cootioping- knowingly transmitting cooties
Skoodilypooping- a word used by John Green's grandmother (no one's entirely sure what it means, but she uses it)